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Special High Intensity Training or S.H.I.T.
« on: October 24, 2010, 05:18:57 PM »
In order to assure the highest standards of quality and productivity from our employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (SHIT). We are trying to give our employees more SHIT than any other employer.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of SHIT on the job, please see  Nickie. You will be immediately placed at the top of the SHIT list, and she is specially skilled at seeing that you get all the SHIT you can handle. Employees who don't take their SHIT will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (DEEP SHIT). Those who fail to take DEEP SHIT seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (EAT SHIT).

Since our managers took their fair share of SHIT before they were promoted, they don't have to do SHIT anymore, and are all full of SHIT already. If you are full of SHIT, you may be interested in a career in management. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (BULL SHIT). Those who are full of BULLSHIT will get the SHIT jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director of Intensive Programs (DIP SHIT).

If you have any questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (HOT SHIT).
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Re: Special High Intensity Training or S.H.I.T.
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2010, 05:30:35 PM »
hahahahahahahaha that is priceless.
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Re: Special High Intensity Training or S.H.I.T.
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2010, 05:33:55 PM »
Yeah i thought i was pretty amusing myself.
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Re: Special High Intensity Training or S.H.I.T.
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2010, 01:50:52 AM »
ROFL, ok I don't swear hardly at all and that's epic funny and mostly true..... :P
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Re: Special High Intensity Training or S.H.I.T.
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2010, 09:13:29 PM »
Yeah kinda reminded me of Autozone's training program hence the reason it was posted lol.
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2010, 09:23:00 PM »
yea i linked that one to my dad back in kansas and he nearly fell out of his chair.  he used to work for autozone after retiring from the military as a heavy wheel mechanic and he was more qualified in his sleep than some of the people they had working there.
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Re: Special High Intensity Training or S.H.I.T.
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2010, 10:06:56 PM »
I say he was more qualified than anyone at Autozone lol.
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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2010, 09:23:34 AM »
yea he was more qualified than the guy who hired him.  he spent 20 years as a heavy wheel diesel tech, then went to school free of charge from the army.  then went to work on heavy duty construction equipment then there to working for the city as there heavy wheel tech.  and when he applied for the shop foreman position at the city they actually told him he was over qualified for the job.  WTF
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Re: Special High Intensity Training or S.H.I.T.
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2010, 08:59:59 AM »
Over qualified for the job simply means we are too god damn cheap to pay you what you are worth or even a reasonable rate.
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Re: Special High Intensity Training or S.H.I.T.
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2010, 09:07:18 PM »
Lol, sounds like something your basic car dealer attends lol.
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Re: Special High Intensity Training or S.H.I.T.
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2011, 12:15:27 AM »
lol, how did I miss this??
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2011, 12:11:18 PM »
I dunno its been here for a while lol
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